maidsonas:

maidsonas:

fuck personality tests reblog this with the position u sleep in and how u like ur eggs cooked

People reblogging this with “on my back” and “hard boiled” are to be feared

thesaucymerchant:

anonymous-plume:

lizabetseyschuyler:

David: *plays a secret chord*
The Lord: nice!
You: meh

It: *goes like this*
4th & 5th: *exists consecutively*
Fall: minor
Lift: major
King: *baffled but composing* Hallelujah 

Your faith: strong, but needing proof
Her: seen bathing on the roof
You: overthrown by beauty and moonlight
She tied you to: a kitchen chair
Your throne: broken
Your hair: cut
Drawn from your lips: The Hallelujah

@yoursaltness

aigislovesrobots:

he makes a serious point here

hashtagdion:

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

duckandorpenguin:

ilyasaurus:

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

same

catbountry:

d3dans:

tinydancingmarionetteman: